Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 470 Points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (165/465 points)
Make an 8 tile.
Make a 16 tile.
Make a 32 tile.
Make a 64 tile.
Make a 128 tile.
Make a 256 tile.
Make a 512 tile.
Make a 1024 tile.
Make a 2048 tile.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/250 points)
Kill 1 Abstraction
Kill 10 Abstractions
Start the game
Kill 100 Abstractions or finish Classic Mode
Kill 1000 Abstractions in Endless Mode
Kill a Rare Abstraction with the Sniper
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/30 (30/500 points)
Complete the tutorial level.
It's okay to use hints!
Listen to every track on the radio.
Read the entire game credits.
Anger a cow.
Visit a social media link.
There are spiders.
Click 100 objects in the level select screen.
Activate 15 handheld gaming devices in level 1-6.
Try to relax...
Why did you do that?
Please be careful with explosives...
Find an underwater area.
But something is in the way...
Replace the mascot with a dog.
Replace the mascot with a rodent.
Be careful with that thing.
You shouldn't do that to people...
Welcome to Hard mode!
Smash a piggy bank with a hammer.
Beat any level in under 30 seconds.
100% complete every level in World 1.
Start your art collection.
Find your first 300 goals.
Interact with 1,000 items in total.
Find 100 gems. Just getting started!
Interact with 10 types of rodent-like animals.
Interact with 20 types of bugs and insects.
Interact with 22 types of house plant.
Interact with 8 types of cubical objects.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (35/185 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 7 without losing any heart.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/60 points)
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Medals Earned: 2/2 (125/125 points)
complete level 4
complete level 11
Medals Earned: 5/15 (35/255 points)
Win a match in 2 seconds or less.
Die.
Visit the card shop!
Visit the black market!
Defeat gun nut.
Collect every card.
Defeat all 3 bosses in a single run.
Deal 100 damage or more in a single hit.
Clip out of the map.
Defeat crazy cat lady.
Set the language to spanish.
Defeat photocopy.
Spend a total of 10.000 CDs.
Get atleast 5 tarot slots.
Check the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/32 (35/625 points)
Time to start exploring
The staple of the Windowz series
Beat Purble Place
Beat Mahjong on "Impossible" difficulty
Manage to be #1 in Fall Guys. How the hell?
God damn MS Paint got butchered after the XP version
Go back to reddit, kid
Immerse yourself in the wonderful culture of 4Chan, preferably /pol/
wait, fuck, I mean Newgrounds- sorry
Visit CNN for your daily dose of REAL news, unlike those other FAKE news sources!!!
Do nothing but watch Youtube for an entire day. Sad. Might as well kill yourself at this point.
Spend at least 3 consecutive days reading about COVID-19
Become a fascist
Fall down the QAnon rabbit hole. Trust the plan. Just two more weeks!
Endorse Joe Biden
Endorse Donald Trump
Endorse Bernie Sanders
Endorse... Kanye West? What?
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Attend a Zoom™ meeting so you don't lose your job
Have an epic game session with the boys over Discord